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Click on image for larger PDF Fossil Fools Day APR '08: After shaming Armando Olivera into surrender and flicking the off switch at FPL´s ´Old Stinky´ in Riviera, we endured a long, wet ride on our trusty steeds and finally arrived at the Kommissioners´ Evil Lair.
We breached security with ease, Joint Terrorism Task Force and all.
We stayed calm, trying to blend in, and sat around bored off our asses, waiting for exactly the right moment...
and sprung in action, spontaneously seizing
the airwaves, convincing everyone in TV World that we were indeed right.
FPL offered us zillions of dollars and begged for mercy--we showed them
none. ¨prison for corruption¨ we proclaimed--just like it says
there on TV--with a horn honk for emphasis! After we won, we were escorted out in victory
by our new personal security guards who have sworn eternal loyalty to
us REAL clowns in absence of their former bosses, those imposters at
the dais. Palm Beach County has been rescued from near disaster. nothing
left to see here, folks. you can all go back to sleep now... Also see our video presentations: Fossil Fools' Day 2008, Mr. Squeaky Speaks on Fossil Fools' Day, Barry Gives it to the Palm Beach County Commission, Clown speaks on Behalf of the Everglades, the Wild, Justice Earth First! shuts down FPL's power plant construction site!
26 people were arrested for refusing to leave the blockade after police dispersal orders. After about 36 hours in jail during which several people were handled roughly and/or assaulted, all activists were released on their own recognizance or on bond. One juvenile arrestee was never brought up on charges, one case was settled in court, and the other 24 await trial. For corporate media coverage of the action, check out http://www.furl.net/member/EvergladesEarthFirst
FPL Shareholders Meeting Blockaded
Activists Occupy Downtown West Palm Beach Billboard
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